Something wrong...I think...but...
I asked my new girlfriend what sort of books she's interested in.
She said - Cheque books duly signed. Ok...this is need of life.
The easiest way to make your old car run better, is to check the prices of new cars. But every new car looks like a great deal.
Q: What's the difference between
a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A: A good lawyer knows the law.
A great lawyer knows the judge.
Sometimes you have to deal with lawyers.
Definition of Nurse :
A beautiful woman who holds your hand for one full minute
and then expects your pulse to be normal. How it's possible......impossible
impossible
Boss:- We are very keen on cleanliness.
Did you wipe your feet on the mat
as you came in?
New employee: Yes, sir.
Boss: We are also keen on truthfulness.
There is no mat. Ok...Time teach us.
Q: Why dogs don't marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!
No....some are living like a man.
Q: What's the similarity
between mother & wife?
A: One woman brings you into the world crying & the other ...... ensures you continue to do so throughout your life. I think..crying is Male duty.
Some salty and some spicy
